When Virat Fails, My Life Suddenly Makes Sense

 Let me be brutally honest — I feel less alone every time Virat Kohli gets out early.

No, not because I hate him. Bro, I WORSHIP  that man 💙

 But because if THE Virat Kohli can mess up… then me failing my 7-day diet or crying over a rejected internship is totally valid.

 Wait… Even Kohli Fails?

Let’s go back to the 2014 England Tour.

• Kohli: 10 innings, 134 runs.

• My confidence: boosted.

  Because finally, someone other than me was having a consistently terrible week.

He literally couldn’t touch the ball — it was like his bat had trust issues.

Even the ball was ghosting him, bro.

And I was like: same, da. Same.

😂 Why His Failures Are My Self-Help Book

Motivational speakers: “Wake up at 5 AM and believe in yourself.”

Me: “Bro, Virat got bowled for 8 and still showed up in the press conference like he’s hosting Bigg Boss. Chill, Baba Ramdev.”

Every time:

• Kohli gets out like he didn’t pay his batting bill

• Trolls start trending “Kohli Out” like a sale

• And he still walks off with that intense ‘I’ll be back’ stare…

…I whisper:

“If King Kohli can flop in HD and still not quit, then I can survive life even if my crush leaves me on seen.”

💥 When He Comes Back, He Doesn’t Knock — He BREAKS THE DOOR

What’s even crazier?

He doesn’t stay down.

After that England disaster, Kohli trained like a madman.

Cut to 2018: Same England, different Kohli — 593 runs. Revenge served hotter than biryani in Chennai sun.

That’s not just a comeback. That’s cinema.

That’s Rajinikanth-level re-entry.

🧠 Why He’s Not Just a Cricketer — He’s a Whole Philosophy

Virat fails, trolls scream, media writes obituaries.

But the man just shows up again — fierce, focused, forehead veins ready to explode.

He’s like:

• The groupmate who didn’t study but still tops.

• The Wi-Fi signal that goes down but comes back stronger.

• The Google Chrome tab you closed… but it reopens itself like: “You thought I’m done?”

😭 Thank You for Failing, King

So yeah, dear Kohli…

Your centuries make headlines.

But your failures? They make me feel human.

Every time you mess up — I feel less like a failure and more like a fighter.

Because if King Kohli can fall and rise…

Then this drama queen with self-doubt and 87 tabs open in her brain?

She can too. 💪